Kimberly Noelle: Shake n’ Bake, Baby!

Did that quote make you smile? If so, keep reading! Research has shown that we are likely to have a great time together. UPDATE 9/22- X/Twitter account still suspended. Still working on a response from someone regarding the harassment. So what to do ? I made an IG for my puppy so I can sneak some content in ! It is a lot more G rated and personal but at least it’s something….plus who doesn’t want to see cute puppies and some boobies?! Stoned Thoughts is there ! ‼️https://instagram.com/teenydeanie‼️ WHAT’S A KIMBERLY XPERIENCE ? The Kimberly Xperience is my version of “the girlfriend experience”. The original concept was based on what I did to a “real” boyfriend after he’d had a rough time at work and was too tired to want séx. I would seduce him slowly under the guise of “just a massage”- except this “massage” required total skin to skin contact (no clothes) and generous application of hot oil for that “Nuru”-style sliding technique. But now THE Kimberly Xperience has evolved into YOUR Kimberly Xperience! Maybe you want a bossy femdom Xperience with some prostate play? Or perhaps you have a stepmom/milf fantasy we could explore? Or you want to create some custom content for personal use? Let’s do it! Maybe there’s some other kind of kink I’ve never even heard of before- tell me all about it! I’m not going to judge you or make you feel like a weirdo. As long as I’m comfortable with it, I’m down for new experiences! I have discovered that a large number of men need INTIMACY just as much or more than SEX. You can’t simply go to the store and buy it the way you can a fake pussy or flesh light. AI won’t cut it either- they look and sound real but you can’t FEEL them through the screen. Of course, the touchy-feels stuff isn't for everyone...but it’s something that a lot of gentlemen need in their lives to be fulfilled! What to expect.… The Kimberly Xperience combines sensual/Nuru/tantric bodyrub techniques and the intimacy of GFE to seduce, tease, and please. It is NOT a "Quick Visit". Less than an hour feels uncomfortably rushed and awkward for me. It is a safe, clean, discreet encounter intended to provide an enjoyable time for all. Please use common sense and understand that I cannot promise to provide or discuss anything illegal such as specific sexual acts OR unlicensed massage. Every experience is different based on chemistry, connection, and how comfortable we are with each other. Your first experience and your fourth experience (for ex) are often very different…I have discovered that building intimacy is more of a turn on for me than the thrill of a one-night stand. ❗️Also note that longer encounters such as the Kimberly Xperience will naturally include more intimacy than a short visit will❗️ 🍃 Psssst.....my clock is stuck at 4:20 and I love sharing that time of day with friends. It is definitely an aphrodisiac for me and often enhances the sensations experienced during the body rub. Please let me know if you would like to indulge and get a little silly with me!🍃 WILL KIMBERLY+ME=CHEMISTRY? I enjoy getting to know new admirers and discovering how strong of a connection we have and if there's any chemistry. During your Xperience I will take you on a slow, sensual journey that builds to a climactic end. I love to tease, rub, stroke, and drive every part of you CRAZY until you can't stand it Our first time together can be mind blowing. Sometimes that chemistry and connection is there right away! More often though it is something we build up and work on over time. 💦 Please be prepared to shower here for me (pre showers are great but not required) NO COLOGNE/AFTERSHAVE/AXE BODY SPRAY/FULLBODY DEODORANT/SCENTED LOTION (If you forget you'll just have to scrub it off 😂) ⚠️I PLAY SAFE NO BARE NO GREEK NO AGGRESSIVE OR “ROUGH” PLAY 🚫🍆 LARGE EQUIPMENT LIMITS ACTIVITIES DEPOSIT REQ NO EXCEPTIONS ⚠️ HOW CAN YOU KNOW I'M LEGIT? https://x.com/kimberlyxnoelle https://allmylinks.com/kimberlyxnoelle https://youtube.com/kimberly_noelle h