Genuine Bodywork

Real massage with a real CMT, not FS. _____________________ 50 off with 1+ day notice Book ahead!! ______________________ NO REVIEW BOARDS. I'm not avoiding bad press (though any indiscreet blabbing is a really bad idea in an industry where everyone's protected by no blabbing). I don't want the predators who use boards as clients. 3 HOURS MINIMUM NOTICE is a real requirement. Logistically I drive hours and hundreds of miles then after arriving never skimp on anyone's time, including yours. In the middle of full length appointments I can't reply to requests, as I'm also my own secretary. More notice than less is a really good idea. MY LAST DAY IS ONLY A FEW MORNING HOURS before checkout (unless the times on my website say otherwise). I can't wake up and mad dash to squeeze something in when I'd already had conversations with clients in the next city about how I'd be able to leave for the drive to them earlier than later. Book ahead! ______________________ Ever scheduled what you thought would be a relaxing massage for the full time you booked only to be briefly, weakly and artlessly moisturized with cold gel, dollar store lotion or baby oil? Or booked FBSM from the bottom of an extensive menu only to get bumped for a different client booking their more expensive menu option? If you're a real FBSM fan, not a tourist, you've likely experienced this more often than not. I'm an honest, mature low volume provider with a wicked sense of humor, comfortable never met a stranger demeanor, and a pair of hands like nothing you've ever felt before. I specialize in one service and do it well, so you're never treated with indifference but my maximum energy and attention. There's no menu so nothing to upsell or negotiate. It's for the client who prefers to surrender to relaxation without trying to steer the ship or worrying he might be taking intimate risks with his health. It's spa quality massage then sensual touch to bring your nerve endings to rapt attention, from a pair of hands that will play your body like a tactile virtuoso from start to finish. I'm equally gifted during deep and light touch, so you'll groan as your knots and aches dissolve then catch your breath as I transition to feather touch. I always have my massage table, so you won't be on a bed or futon. Outcalls aren't an option because I just got off the highway to visit your town and always use my table. It's big and obvious if I'm carrying it to your location. Think about whether I'd have to lug it up stairs or walk past nosy neighbors or hotel staff at your hotel, then plan to come to me. I don't discriminate based on age (except being of legal age), race, disability or any other physical attribute. I like stoners but don't partake as it doesn't agree with me (plus you can't smoke or vape in a hotel room anyway). I don't recommend having too much alcohol before an appointment, and definitely no stimulants. ***NOT FULL SERVICE*** I don't take deposits (or any kind of digital payment) but do screen with real world information. I book from independently verified info, not descriptions, pictures (please don't send pictures) or vibes. REPEAT CLIENTS: PLEASE DON'T CALL OR TEXT TO SET A NEW APPOINTMENT My phone number and email are private and never given to anyone I haven't screened and booked. Please treat both the same way. This includes not giving other providers (I don't give or accept references) my contact info. I'll never text you unexpectedly months after we meet when you're potentially eating dinner with your family or in a meeting with your boss. Treat my phone number the same way and delete it after our appointment. Don't add me to your phone's contact list. Don't assume I have no personal life so a random text is discreet. My number is solely a digital doorbell for arrival at our appointment, not for unexpected future texts. There's also a high probability of me changing numbers, in which case you'd be texting some poor confused soul massage appointment requests and