Eve Laurie: Charming, lively dinner date

Funny and hot, filthy and literate, simultaneously laid back and passionate… confidently capable of summoning ecstatic spiritual experiences out of your body like a true pro. If you’re smart, mature and like to have fun with zero complications and infinite possibilities, I am your girl. I know booking a provider can be daunting - you're debating putting your trust in the hands of a stranger. With that in mind I try to make sure you can feel my desire to earn that trust, delight your senses, and facilitate the fun you can’t have on your own throughout our time together. You'll quickly relax as we flirt and banter until you're ready to lose yourself with me. I know you want this to feel simple, joyful, sane, and sexy. Clients who've provided feedback on our time together consistently say they appreciate the way I skip the entitled attitude and naturally make them feel special. You'll find my giddiness with our explorations contagious. My devious smile has charmed many and moved mountains for me in life, and I’m repeatedly told it’s far better in person. I’ve got a dark shag and some tattoos that are evidence of a free spirit, but I am more than capable of cleaning up to serve as neat and sophisticated arm candy for you. Because I know you want a woman who is stylish but also discreet, I curate my outfits and lingerie collection to add to the ambiance of our date and ensure I complement you in public. I’m in the gym 5 days a week keeping these legs toned, and I have an above average fragrance collection (we can skip that if you're sensitive!) As for my background, i was previously in the US Army, graduated summa cum laude afterward, obtained my master's degree, completed a fellowship and became a healthcare worker. I've travelled extensively abroad and acquired a treasured vintage clothing and art collection. I was a writing tutor and won scholarship cash with my work. My proficiency at trivia will shock and delight you. I love black comedy (I have a wee Todd Solondz tattoo). I live for a crungy guitar lick, trap beats, house and techno, psychedelic rock, metal music from hair to black, retro country, the list goes on. If you’re looking for a travel partner, I am passport ready. I’ve accompanied clients to Mexico, Europe, Puerto Rico, Atlanta, Nashville, Vegas, Miami and more. I treasure my memories with clients from raves, casinos, concerts, museums, cruises and meals around the world and the ability to cultivate relationships over time. Ex Catholic here - hedonistic as hell. I love being an intrepid accompanist while you explore whatever kinky activities you’ve been thinking of. My bag comes stocked with a plethora of toys and implements if you enjoy exploration and I have also been described as exceptionally open to and flexible regarding new experiences. If you’re looking for a versatile yes-woman with a solid sense of humor and a dirty mind, please check out my website or email me to book. I expect prospective clientele to be familiar with screening procedures and I require a deposit for all appointments. I can’t wait to meet you.