Mallory Montgomery: Intimacy Surrogate meets GFE

Human connection is the most divine element of living, and we are all deprived of it. I am deeply invested in the re-unification of people and energy via intimate touch, deep listening, and intentional quality time. I like to describe myself as one part whimsy, one part caffeine, two parts existentialist... Are you interested in finding out what that math means? I offer world class companionship ranging from platonic to passionate and anything in between; each of us needs something different, and it is my job and my delight to meet that need. About me: I love to eat delicious food (sushi, Thai, West Indian, pizza), to travel, to stay home and watch reruns of bad TV, and accompany dates to formal outings such as seeing live theater, opera, and other performing arts. I'll ensure our time together is relaxing, rewarding, and meaningful. My sense of humor and calming energy will put you at ease no matter the setting. I especially (though not exclusively) cater to the introverts, the weirdos, and the misunderstood deviants of the world. I cater to the entrepreneur who is too busy to go through the agony of traditional dating. I cater to the Professor who feels misunderstood and the retired gentleman or gentlethem that has more time than companionship. I cater to the woman or femme exploring their gender identity or opening up to Kink for the first time.. If any of that describes you, we should absolutely meet. I absolutely adore working with couples and femmes as, especially those who are looking to explore new relationship dynamics or try new activities in a safe container. My specialties aside from the everyday girlfriend experience include Emotional Surrogacy, Massage, and Trauma-informed Kink Practice. After several attempts at holding an Instagram (and kicked off for being Too Damn Cute TM), I have decided to solely focus on BlueSky as my social media platform. You can find me at @datemalmontogmery.bsky.social. I was born in Minnesota and have spent much of my adult life travelling around the country and beyond. I'm particularly fond of New York City, Seattle, Los Angeles, Chicago, Bangkok, Osaka, Amsterdam; and I am willing to fly out for dates that suit our mutual needs. My offerings are specially curated for folks who don't yet know where to start, who are lonely, busy, or not good at traditional dating. My best suitors are those who are smart (or nerdy about things they love), driven by ambition, generous in spirit, and give back to the world. Let's make some memories together.