Shae Ashbury: The Dad Bod Inspector

BREAKING NEWS: A dad bod inspection will recharge your batteries, rebalance your systems, and maybe even give you a taste of nirvana… Intrigued? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm your Dad Bod Inspector, but you can call me Shae. If you couldn't tell by now, I’m goofball software running on cutiepie hardware. You'll find I'm a beguiling blend of the cerebral and the sensual — West Coast chill shot through with East Coast sophistication. I came to NYC for school, and never left (I like the food here). When I'm not charming you beyond belief, I'm a voracious reader, writer, lingerie collector, hot single dog mom, arts and culture fan, gym bunny and foodie. I like juicy steaks and juicier conversations — and making you blush as I whisper something filthy into your ear. Let’s slip into a corner booth, and see where the night (or day) takes us. Oh, and we’ll get to that dad bod inspection, too. Kisses, Shae P.S. Beep-boop, beep-boop! I'm very much a carbon-based life form and not AI. I am a real person, my pictures are real and recent, and I'd love to meet you in the NYC area or worldwide (FMTY). P.P.S. Your eyes do not deceive you...my, er, bazongas are newly augmented and juicer than ever. I'm in love with them, and think you will be too. 💎 Treat yourself to a deluxe dad bod inspection — you deserve it! Premier dates are available for dad bod inspections 90 minutes or longer. * Catch up with me on Twitter: shae_ashbury or Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shae-ashbury.com * I must confess, I have a kinky side...do you? Step right this way for kinky thrills: https://tryst.link/bdsm/shae_ashbury_kinky_gfe