Xyphera: 87lbs Alt Anime Gamer Girl

∘◦˚₊‧꒰ა𓂋໒꒱‧₊˚◦∘ 𝑋 ̊𝑦 ̥𝑝 ⃝ℎ ̊𝑒 ̥𝑟 ⃝𝑎 ̊ /ᐠ 𓏵マ meowdy, stranger. ≽(..◜ᴗ◝..)≼ / ◠ ◠ \ノ Pssst… hey. Yeah, you. I see you peeking. 👀 You’ve already made it this far, so you might as well unlock the rest of the character lore. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ✦ So… what exactly is the Xyphera experience? ✦ Imagine stumbling into a secret boss level nobody bothered putting in the walkthrough. You tell yourself you’re just going to look. Then somehow it’s 4:07AM, we’re six conversations deep, and you’re wondering why the tiny goth creature with freckles knows an unreasonable amount about anime, technology, weird internet rabbit holes, games, psychology, random facts and whatever bizarre subject we accidentally unlocked twenty minutes ago. That’s basically me. 😂 I’m not the loudest person in the room. I’m the one you slowly realize you’ve been talking to for three hours. There’s no customer service personality here. No rehearsed giggling. No painfully scripted conversation where we both pretend the weather is fascinating. I actually want to know things. What are you building? What are you obsessed with lately? What ridiculous subject could you give a 40 minute presentation about with absolutely no preparation? Tell me your niche little thing. I love people who have a niche little thing. You could be a programmer explaining Python, a CEO telling me how you accidentally built a company, a gamer defending a controversial build, an engineer explaining something I definitely should not touch, or somebody who knows an alarming amount about airplanes. I’ll listen. And then I’ll probably ask 37 questions. 🐭 ✦ Character Stats ✦ Class: Goth nerd / tiny menace Alignment: Chaotic sweet Height: 5’7” Build: XXS everything, 22 inch waist, deceptively pocket sized Special features: Big blue eyes, freckles, pale skin, red and black hair & tiny hands Passive ability: Making people tell me things they absolutely did not plan on telling me Weakness: Cool little shops, plushies, anime stores, trading cards, cocktails & anything that makes me say “WAIT… what is THAT?” Rare loot: Genuine chemistry NPC dialogue: Unfortunately unlimited I’m basically pocket sized trouble wrapped in a hoodie two sizes too big. Soft voice. Country accent sneaking out when I’m comfortable. Mismatched socks probably hiding somewhere. Big doe eyes giving you absolutely no warning about the amount of nonsense happening behind them. I can go from “awww look at this tiny stuffed animal 🥺” to “Okay but theoretically… what if consciousness is just the universe running self aware code?” before you’ve finished your drink. You’ve been warned. ✦ For the nerds, geeks, beautifully overqualified weirdos & men who mean business ✦ Whether you spend your day buried in code, running a company, closing deals, operating on people, managing millions, building something from scratch or doing something so specialized that explaining your job requires its own PowerPoint… come sit by me. 😂 I genuinely love people who know things. Programmers, engineers, doctors, attorneys, executives, entrepreneurs, investors, finance guys, pilots, scientists, creatives, gamers, collectors and the mysteriously successful man who casually says, “I own a few businesses,” like that doesn’t immediately create seventeen follow up questions in my head. Tell me how you built your company. Tell me about the impossible deal you figured out, the ridiculous risk that actually worked, what you’re building next, or the expensive hobby you picked up because apparently running a business wasn’t stressful enough. 😂 Or forget business entirely and tell me about your game, obscure anime obsession, favorite piece of history, weird collection, conspiracy theory, cars, watches, astronomy, AI, cybersecurity, trading cards or some hyperspecific subject twelve people on Earth understand. Teach me something. There’s something ridiculously attractive about watching someone light up while explaining something they’ve spent years ma