Zoey Belladonna

Me: Brunette with curves, charm, heart. I’m down-to-earth with a sharp wit, irreverent dry humor, and a love for puns and dad jokes. I’ve lived a very colorful life, from a youth spent hitchhiking and chasing the next big adventure, to collecting Michelin stars and passport stamps. These days I prefer to keep my wild streak behind closed doors. There's a particular pleasure in knowing that the vanilla world could never guess my lore. I’m a deeply curious soul. I want to know what lights you up, what drives you crazy, and what makes you tick. Adventure is my raison d’être. I live actively, travel often, and know where to find the gems in NYC, New Orleans, or on the other side of the world. I'm often traversing the city for art openings, concerts, plays and pop-ups. But I also love a cozy Sunday crossword, a good book, or a puzzle while binge-ing Mad Men again for the fifth time. You: Crave the kind of comfort only a confident woman can provide. You want to feel seen, wanted, appreciated, and freed of the burden of performance. Us: Effortless and never boring. Long dinners, slow mornings, inside jokes. Whether it’s a decadent date night or a weekend away, I’d love to build something memorable with you. You bring the world you’ve built. I bring the spark it’s been quietly waiting for. Relax. I’ve got it from here. I am based in NYC and you'll find me escaping the winters in New Orleans. I'm often found visiting Philly, DC, Boston, and Houston, but I’m always open to new destinations. Ready when you are. The best and fastest way to reach me is by sending an email with: Name (first and last) Phone Number Date and Time of requested meeting, and requested date length 1-2 references, a LinkedIn or other employment verification, and/or a selfie with your ID.