Katie Fairy

You know when you're kissing someone and they aren't really kissing you back? Like they're somewhere else. You can feel it. You can tell they're not into it. Yeah, I never do that. Great kisser plus wicked smart with a hot little body!? Whoa! They don't make 'em like me anymore. The vessel of a 30-something and the wisdom of an octogenarian. If you're looking for something different, someone unique--I'm right here! I schedule a week or more in advance. I'm not available same day or next day! Have you learned anything cool lately? I'm usually reading ten books at a time lol. I also listen to a lot of audibles these days. I piddle and learn. Much of the time you'll find me ballroom dancing, lifting weights, pondering the meaning of existence, performing standup comedy, doing yoga, touching myself, making weird crafts, meditating, rocking out at live shows, writing a book, playing Jenga with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, or watching the X-Files with no lights on. Most of all, I am PRESENT. My phone is quiet. My mind is clear. I am here with you, completely and totally in the moment. Let's enjoy a few together, shall we? I can be fully in the moment because I'm not addicted to digital devices, checking the news, or keeping up with the Joneses, whoever they are. Being with people > being online I'm available for FMTY! I'm a very chill travel companion. ~~~~> If you value presence and connection, send me an email with basic stuff I should know about you: your name, employment, and your ideal days/times to rendezvous. You will be so glad you did :D “Then comes the kiss. The deeply private realm of the mouth—that dark, moist cavity that no one else but our dentist usually enters, where our tongue reigns supreme over a microcosm as silent and unknown as the belly of a whale—now prepares to open itself up to another.” How to Think More About Sex, Alain de Botton